Funny Sayings by Avery

Avery has just been doing and saying some funny things lately, so I thought I'd share...

Usually said when I'm feeding the baby and telling her to do something and she's being really slow at doing it:
"Okay, okay, stop being crabby mom." The facial expressions used during this one are my favorite.

This is in response to her Aunt Nettie asking to take Avery:
"I can't, Hadley cries when I leave."

Avery found my nursing pads and asked the following:
"Mom, are these the things for your bras that leak??"

Along the same lines, her Aunt Nettie was tickling her:
"Ouch! You're hurting my bras!" - I guess you can figure out what she thinks "bras" are.

I asked Avery if I could hold her one day (before having the c-section):
"No, because I'm dangerous."

When Dez and I went to Walgreens, she was looking at nail polish, but kept calling it "sand polish." Not sure where she got that, but when Dez said, "You mean nail polish??" she burst into laughter and kept saying the whole rest of the day, "I called it sand polish! But it's really called nail polish! I'm so silly!"

To my sister's friend Kayla when they went swimming:
"Kayla, I really like your earring in your belly button."


The list could go on and on, but sometimes I forget some things she says. She usually has me laughing several times a day. The crabby one gets me every time, when I should probably be telling her not to speak to me that way. It's just so hard not to laugh at her when she says it.